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Down with KAT-TUN

They are so 2002.

3/3/10 12:33 am - teppouo - KAT-TUN ruined my life.

It was a cold morning in Shibuya when I entered an HMV to browse through some CDs. The year was 2006, and I was on vacation and hoping to see what my journeys would bring me.

What I didn't know was that from that moment on, my life would be forever changed. "Best of KAT-TUN" stared at me from amongst the new releases. Their faces staring at me from the cover, ever so smugly--almost as if they knew the irony reeking from the title, as though they already knew their music would only go down hill from there, as though they knew in good conscience you'd still buy whatever they put out anyway.

I looked at the CD. I considered the implications of divulging in another Johnny's singing sensation, so soon after the "incident" had blown over (Japanese government apparently didn't appreciate me trying to send Yamapi in to orbit, whatever, I don't wanna talk about it) I had also finally recovered from months of having Nagano Hiroshi-related hallucinations and wasn't sure I was ready for another musical commitment so soon. Noticing the 32 dollar price tag, I decided it would be safer to download this curious album. Was I ever wrong.

The album remained on my hard drive for some time. A few days before returning home, I loaded up the album in to my iPod. I did enjoy a number songs, though grew tired of others fast and decided to go to bed. Little did I know that my life would never be the same from that moment on.

I woke up the next morning to find myself in a totally different and unfamiliar place. Yep, somehow I was knocked unconscious and placed in the low of the jungle. When I finally came to, a man was in my face spouting gibberish...it sounded like a combination of English, Japanese, and chat-speak. Upon seeing his face, I couldn't help but notice how goofy he appeared. As though he was some sort of...joker. I soon learned this man was not joking around. He was accompanied by what was clearly his boyfriend, a man referred to simply as Nakamaru. He didn't speak, but rather communicated through a series of sound effects. When they weren't looking, I made my escape. I ran until I reached the airport, never looking back, whatever I faced. For the next 14 hours, I would be safe. Or so I thought.

Upon returning home I found my house had been burned down. My neighborhood had been completely pillaged in my absence. Sifting through the rubble, I found a note. "We are the K-A-T-T-U-N. You downloaded our album, now it's showtime." The whole thing was an incredibly traumatic experience for me. I would have nightmares where I would just hear a voice say "it's just sono mama de". I absolutely dreaded the day I'd see it when they made it world wide.

That was it...It was all or nothing...now or never. The dice had been cast. I knew I had to go. I would not...no, COULD not let them win. I come to you all hoping to raise awareness so that this day never comes, and so that we can put an end to this reign of terror once and for all.

9/28/08 04:00 am - thenameisfake - Seishun Amigo fanvid, maybe^^

I don't know how to post a vid btw, I made this for my friend who loves KT and because I hate KT.
But because i am her friend, she can't really mad to me he3x....

http://megavideo.com/?v=AIYC31DT

As for my punishment, my self made yamapi uchiwa got urinated by <s>kamenashi</s> the turtle
i torned the wet pic and changed it to yamada:p 
 

7/27/08 05:01 pm - yamace06 - AHAHAHHA.!!!!

WHAT THE HELL.!!,, I CANT BELIEVE THIS.!!,, THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO REALLY HATE KAT-TUN.!!??? WATDA.!!??,, BAKA JA NAI YO.??!!!,, DO YOU ALL KNOW WHAT ARE SAYING.??!!,, YOU'RE ALL SUCH A LOSER.!!!,, YOU JUST CANT ACCEPT THAT KAT-TUN IS MORE SEXIER AND MORE TALENTED THAN ALL OF YOU MY DEAR.!!,, MY GOD.!!??,,  HOW DARE YOU.!!!,,

6/21/08 04:03 am - wyanwyan - =)

I hate KAT-TUN because they are just everywhere! Even people who HATE them TALKS about them! I am AMAZED!!
And, even one whole community to 'worship' them? Gee, thanks! =)

6/1/08 06:50 pm - storm_chan - Hm..

Well. It's interesting to see how much people spend their time and energy on something they despise. I am love KAT-TUN to death...but I am not gonna go on other people who hate KAT-TUN...but it really amuses me how much time you guys spent on doing rants on KAT-TUN with stuff that are not even related to KAT-TUN. But hey...it's a free world...so yea. Interesting.

4/15/08 09:46 pm - thsk4ever - dont understand people

ill start by saying that im not making fun of anyone here. I dont understand something. You (most) of you hate kat-tun yet why do you know so much about them? If you hate something would you waste your time finding out about them? OO thats all im asking.

Oh, btw im a kattun fan that just wanted to know

3/23/08 10:30 pm - mrs_newsman - crackin' me up!

forgive the danny icon 8D; i'm lazy.

but really, this place is great. not that i'm really all that against kattun, i'm more of a neutral. it's just that things like this crack me up. and blaming kattun for global warming is hella fun 8DDDDD;;


and LOL! at all the people who are like "and i like kattun so go drop dead"!!! i hereby deem kattun responsible for reducing everyone to a 4th grade level of thinking! XDD





oh. and it's probably kattun's fault that i'm all out of easter chocolate now. dammit ><;



btw, is this place ded? ;_; livejournal needs counter-communities like this to balance out all the stupid!!
 

3/7/08 02:37 pm - vk_fv - get a life men

Kan-tun is a good band and you guys are really patethic ass hell.
get a life man. this band is a band who has fans and you are also fans from others bands, you i hope you will understand that you can hurt them =/.
i really don't like when people "hate" that is something stupid.

if have a something to say about this i don't care what you say because i love kat-tun soo drop dead please. and get a life!

thankyou
 

12/28/07 08:28 pm - kanjanilover - new community


NEW COMMUNITY!!

xposted

5/10/07 07:01 pm - sora_doumoto - KATTUN SUCKS!!!!

Finally, i found the right place to say it: KATTUN SUCKS!!!!!!!!!
They don't know how to dance and i simply don't like them! And i really hate that everyone is making a lot of fuss because "finally Jin is back!" i hate him so much because Jin IS weird he behaves really weird sometimes

That just takes us to one thing KATTUN is the worst group in all JE!!!!
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